世上怎么会有这么精辟的话！

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<p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;">　　8，不是我不想当淑女，是生活把老娘逼成了泼妇...........<p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;">　　9，总觉得，床铺的太整齐，会有点安度晚年的意思。恩，还是凌乱些，比较有朝气......<p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;">　　10，脑袋空不要紧，关键是不进水。<p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;">　　11，地理老师问：四大洋分别是哪个？我答：喜羊羊，美羊羊，懒羊羊，沸羊羊。<p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;">　　12，我对着镜子说：镜子，镜子，我是不是这个世界上最美丽的？镜子碎了。<p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;">　　13，喜欢我的人都是好人。不喜欢我的都是坏人。讨厌我的都不是人。<p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="border: 0px; list-style: none; line-height: 22px; max-width: 100%; word-wrap: normal; min-height: 1em; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-family: arial, verdana, sans-serif; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> 640 (1).jpg

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